Letters from mad people
I got a mail about the site! It is the first in what hopefully, will be a series, entitled:"Letters from mad people"
Ok, so it was sent by someone I know, but I'm hoping that I'll get more amusing things from the strange random people out there on the interweb. If you feel like joining in (or even if you don't, but somehow feel strangely compelled to comment), then bang your comments at: our contact page
Letters from mad people #1 - 24/01/02
Out of everyone who logged into Grapefruitopia over the last two weeks i must be the dense one.
You are all familiar of the home page it where it reads 'Whatever you do don't click here'
Well i clicked there - naturally
Well, the screen went red 'Oops, told you not to click there : )' So I opted to scarper speedy like so as not to get nabbed, switched the computer off and started again. My computer was fine or so it seemed.
Thursday - nothing
Friday - nothing
Monday finds myself and a colleague looking around at some notes and as she went to quit out of my machine the damn message sprung up again. She insisted on phoning the boss from below stair.
I was frantically pressing f4 whenever she turned away to no avail.
The boss was quick to deem a virus
'These people are very clever and I think soon it will get to the stage when we wont be able to log on to many websites'
I was saying weakly 'I just don't think its a virus'
Received a look which reads 'take off the rose tinted specs'
Then the boss calls IT, as she exits I make a swift call to [name removed] to explain said problem.
The problem is sorted but it means that the IT people need to know what website it was and so yes they saw the pictures and am I embarrassed? fuck yes.
I hate bloody techies, this is revenge to all the fresh air breathing people for having the muscle power to go outside.