Letters from mad people
So, who is mad... who can tell...Letters from mad people #8 - 11/05/04
| From: | Sass |
| Sent: | Tue 11/05/2004 14:17 |
"Mad" now are we
talking crazy mad or mental mad?? Is there even a difference?
From reading your
LFMP I find that none of them fell into the above category!!! It was more like
LFSP (calculation will work that out)
I find that "mad" is
a word used to freely like the word plant pot! Which is a prime example of many
mad things!!
Bill and Ben for a
start now there is your original Ant and Dec two little men that no
matter how hard you listen you just cannot understand a word they are saying! No
offence to Bill or Ben with this comment as they do actually make a lot more
sense then Ant and Dec!!!
So really when we
say that person is "MAD" what we could say instead is "what a plant
pot"!!
I do not class my
self as a plant pot (or a pie???) I am just a person with a few different views
on life and the aspects of it!!
Take for instance
the "MISSING SOCK" were do they go, we've all heard of the washing machine
eating them? were not 6 any more!!
The answer I believe
is that the trusty old "WIRE COAT HANGER" that's right this is how it
happens!
The socks go in the
washer like Noah's ark 2by2 (a pair) and come out as 1?? So that leaves you odd
socks where is the other one??
I'll tell you were
why don't you go up to your wardrobe and just see how many wire coat hangers you
have? Now think really hard how many of them do you rember buying?
The answer is NONE
we never buy wire coat hangers!! And we never find the missing sock!!
CASE CLOSED!!!
Missing socks turn onto wire coat hangers!!
I will leave you
with that thought and I think you will find that I am right and if I am not then
I should be!!
So to all you "mad"
"pie" "plant pot" kinda people take care of your socks and your
selves!!!
Sass